Talking Heads - The Overload
Last night I dreamed that I was terminally ill, stranded on Pluto, and this song was playing. I wouldn’t describe it as a pleasant dream.
a gentle collapsing
of every surface
we travel on the quiet road
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Man… all these people are going to be so bummed when they finally realise helvetica is a font.
Tawny Frogmouths are not owls.
Minutemen - Corona
The people will survive
In their environment
The dirt, scarcity, and the emptiness
Of our South
The injustice of our greed
The practice we inherit
The dirt, scarcity and the emptiness
Of our South
There on the beach
I could see it in her eyes
I only had a Corona
Five cent deposit
Yee haw.
Giant uterus pillow, $55.00 from etsy seller VulvaLoveLovely.
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Almost every girl I know would just use this as a punching bag.
Funniest woman on TV (suck it, Tina) and my personal hero.
If they’re coming in staggered waves I’d say like, 40. If they’re bombarding you all at once, 10.i wonder how many five year olds i could take in a fight.
Also, weapons need to be accounted for. Have you ever lifted one of those “indestructible” kids digital cameras? They’re huge, and cumbersome, and heavy, and hurt when the child you’re nannying throws one at your head “on accident”. Sometimes I “accidentally” gave him the wrong answers to his summer homework, so, it’s whatever.nobody gets weapons and they can swarm you in large numbers. just fists vs. mushy heads and runny noses.
i think most five year olds wouldn’t actually be interested in fighting, so it’d be a lot easier if they were normal five year olds. they’d be confused and you could pick them up and throw ‘em and stuff.
bloodthirsty five year olds, though? i don’t know, man. them little fuckers can get kinda fast.
Why are you even debating this when you can find the answer right here:
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
